I have this thing for clean windows. I love them, which means I have an equal but opposite disdain for dirty windows. And when I say clean, I mean the kind of clean that makes windows sparkle like diamonds in the morning sun.
If I could, I’d have a professional window-washing service come to my home every week to clean every single window—inside and out. But I have a two-story house so right there you can understand why I can’t and I don’t.
On a lark and only because I wanted my flower garden to look better through the window in beautiful new kitchen …
… I grabbed this very cute microfiber mitt that I bought several weeks ago (in an attempt to control all the dust being generated by yet another home remodeling project, which it is quite likely I have not mentioned but more on that later).
It’s kind of nubby on the blue side, and floppy fun on the green. It feels just slightly “prickly,” and that made me wonder if maybe it really would act like a dust magnet, as advertised.
I went over the outside of the entire 8′ x 4′ window (it’s big) with the low-pile blue side first, just to see if I could remove any of the dirt, dust and water marks obscuring my view.
Amazingly, that loosened all of the dust and scrubbed away most of the water marks, too. Then I went over a second time with the fluffy green side, like I was polishing it. I actually heard a “squeak!”
If “sparkling like a diamond” is 100% fabulous, then my dry-cleaning technique got that window to 90%. And it took less than 5 minutes—no water, wet wads of paper towel or newspaper, no buckets or squeegees. And I cannot see even a hint of scratching, which one might assume could happen. Of course we are warned to never dry rub fine auto paint because that can act as a light sanding and all. But back to my windows ….
Another five minutes and I’d given my multi-paned French doors a good dry-cleaning as well.
Now, if this is old news and something you do routinely and thought everyone else did too, don’t tell me. I want to believe I made it up.
By the way, I did experiment with other “dusting” devices like a cotton towels, feather duster, paper towels and even my Dyson handheld vac (which I use everyday of my life and cannot image life without) on yet another dirty window—all with pathetic results. All that did was push the dust and dirt around. None of these options even fazed the water marks.
There’s something about this Unger Industries Microfiber Dust and Wash Mitt that really does dry clean windows.
This mitt was so affordable, I’ve decided that I need one in the car, at the office and a spare at home too. One never knows when a dirty window will try to ruin the whole day.
Now, are you thinking what I’m thinking? Unger … could that be Felix Unger? Makes sense to me.
And with that I have just dated myself and made at least half of my staff go “Huh?!”